Well, then there is this story:

The real Lee Harvey Oswald was seen piloting the Titanic into the iceberg, in the smoke over the colapsing trade center. Several evangelical christians where on hand to witness this, as Jesus' immage on their morning toast told them to be there... or be square. They almost missed the miracle, as they had gotten into a fist fight with the followers of Rabbi Snearson, over the meaning of the word love, meanwhile, Spaw was reported to have been seen retreting from a bathroom on level B ... looking embarassed, having had an over abundance of beens the night before, but, friends of spaw, (FOS) reported to the FBI that Spaw was in fact, sitting in a classroom that morning, helping George Bush with the big words in the Billygoat book. When asked to comment on the events of the day, Judge Crater said, "I am at a loss, completly lost... " Oswald could not be found for comment. Benny Laudeen, a New York cab driver said, "I didn't see anything, I had an airport run that morning.

Or so I am told
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