"Retired...random thoughts"

...They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

...Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when
he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

...Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is
gone.

...One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other
people.

...My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

...I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

...The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

...How can there be self-help "groups"?

...If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain
whales?

...Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll
show you a man who can't get his pants off.

...Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?