"Language, Timothy!"

Tut, tut, this forum is getting worse.

Today alone I've seen 3 "bugger"s, 1 "arse", 1 "buttocks", 1 "fuck" and 2 "bloody"s.

Actually make that 4 "bugger"s, 2 "arse"s, 2 "buttocks"s, 2 "fuck"s and 3 "bloody"s, to allow for the ones above.

No hang on, make that 6 "bugger"s, 4 "arse"s, 4 "buttocks"s, 4 "fuck"s and 5 "bloody"s, to allow for them all including all the ones here.