BIBLE CAKE

Half pound Judges 5 v25
(She brought forth butter in a lordly dish)

Half pound Jeremiah 6 v 20
(To what purpose cometh there to me incense from Sheba, and the sweet cane from a far counry)

1 tablespoon 1 Samuel v 25
And all they of the land came to a wood, and there was honey on the ground)

3 of Jeremiah 17 v 11
(As the partridge sitteth on eggs abd hatcheth them not, so he that getteth riches and not by right shall leave them in the midst of his days)

Half pound 1 Samuel v 12)
(And they gave him a piece of a cake of figs and two clusters of raisins)

Half pound Nahum 3 v 12
(All thy strongholds shall be like fig trees with the first ripe figs)

2 oz Numbers 17 v 8
(Behold the rod of Aaron brough forth buds and bloomed blossoms and yielded almonds)

1 lb Kings 4 v 22
(Solomon's provision for one day was 30 measures of flour)

Season to taste with II Chronicles v 9
(neither was there such spice as the Queen of Sheba gave Solomon)

A pinch of Leviticus 2 v 13
(with all thine offerings thou shalt offer salt)

1 level teaspoon Amos 4 v 5
(offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving with leaven)

3 tablespoons Judges 4 v 19
(she opened a bottle of milk and gave him milk . . . then Jael Heber's wife took a nail of the tent and took a hammer in her hand and smote the nail onto his temples and fastened it to the ground for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died.


I'm losing the will to live here. Was hoping to get to the bit in Exodus about BEARING FALSE WITNESS especially for Mrs Route, but do you know, I really can't be arsed. Just take my word for it, peeps, she's telling whoppers. But you knew that, didn't you?