I met a guy once who assured me the Americans invented the pizza. I laughed for quite a while.

I presume Hamburgers are from Hamburg originally although they could easily not be I suppose. Sort of thing that different people might think up independantly though isn't it. As for kebabs, turks? Iranians? no idea.

PS. I mentioned Mongolia cos they'd have to make serious reparations after all the conquering and the pyramids of skulls etc. not just randomly, still, who cares at the end of the day?

God this message me sound like a boring pedantic git. I'm not boring damnit!