GOOD ONE HYP!! Ha ha!

The Devil's got my Gateway
And he haunts my internet
The Devil's got my Gateway
And he haunts my internet
Folks say he's got more power here
Than in my TV set

I was on my e-mail
Just the other day
I was on my e-mail
Just the other day
But all I gots were messages
Sayin' things only Satan'd say

I went onto a website
To buy a new horn
I went onto a website
Just to buy me a new horn, Lord
But when the page it opened up
It weren't nuffin' but porn

I tried to ICQ my man
About our gig down at the pub
I tried to ICQ my man
About our gig down at the pub
But all the names on my active list they changed
To Satan, Old Nick and Beelzebub

Now my preacher man he told me
The Devil's in the Internet
Now my preacher man he told me
The Devil's in the Internet
Mephisto's behind it all
And he's trying my soul to get

Now all I see all day on screen
Is the flame and the sword
Now all I see all day on screen
Is the flame and the sword
So I took myself a sharpened stake
And drove it through that motherboard!!!
DA DA DA
DA DA DA
DA DA DA
DAT DAT DAT DAAAAAAA! UH!

--Mbo