There is a non BS thread above about "Aha She Said and shook her wooden leg" Probably should be down here as there seems to be scant musical connection but I was going to put this response up there and then thought it would be better down here.
I may have no leg to stand on here but it makes me think of a punchline to which one attatches various jokes. Or at least it should be.
On a slight aside whenever the baroom conversation turns to people with one leg theses are the set-ups for a string of jokes I tell.....
What do you call a one legged Irish Girl? What do you say to a one legged Hitchhiker? What do you Call a cow with two legs? What do you Call a cow with no legs? What do you call dog with no legs? Where do you find a turtle with no legs? What do you call two guys, no arms, no legs hanging by your window? What do you call a guy, no arms, no legs under a pile of leaves? What do you call a guy, no arms no legs, flying over a wall? What is the favorite event at the amputee olympics? Why did they cancel the leper hockey game? What do you call a deer with no eyes? What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? What is the difference between Deer nuts and Beer Nuts?
I just can't help my self. Finish the joke if you can or if it is killing you email me at NicksterNM@aol.com include the set up(s) and I will reply with the punchline(s).