The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1992497
Posted By: Rapparee
10-Mar-07 - 09:59 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, here's a list, but ultimately they all died of heart failure, just like you and me:

old age
buried alive (got an felony animal cruelty charge on this one!)
burned alive (ditto)
slaughtered, cooked, and eaten
run to death
dog fight
lethal infection
run over
left in the country because "the farmers will take care of it"
eaten or mauled by wild animals
hung (see felony, above)
cancer, distemper, and other diseases