Nick, I can't PM the answers as you are a guest, so I have to put the ones I know here... but first I'm adding my questions

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ditch?
...In a hole?
...on your doorstep?
...and when I remember the rest I'll add them in. Meanwhile there are some here I don't know the answer to...





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What do you call a one legged Irish Girl? Eileen or Peg, depending on whether she has a wooden leg or not
What do you say to a one legged Hitchhiker? Hop In!
What do you call dog with no legs? - don't bother, it won't come anyway
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
What do you call two guys, no arms, no legs hanging by your window? Kurt & Rod
What do you call a guy, no arms, no legs under a pile of leaves? Russel
Why did they cancel the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
What is the difference between Deer nuts and Beer Nuts? Remind me not to ask you to pass the beer nuts?