Okay, I've known the answer to this one for a loooong time. Apes are tougher. Apes are way tougher. You don't believe me? Check out this here video from YouTube that puts the question to rest. Apes are best! Ook! Ook! Ook!

Champion 300 lb Sumo wrestler versus 180 lb Orangutan

The stupid humans who did this video make the usual mistake of callin' the ape a "monkey". Idiots! An ape is not a monkey.

If it hadda been a chimp, the results would've been even more decisive, but the Orangutan done good. She makes me feel proud to be an ape.