Husband arrives home late. He sees from the light on in the bedroom that the wife is still awake.

      He goes up via the kitchen and bathroom,and goes into the bedroom with a glass of water and an aspirin.

      Wife:"What's that?"

      Husband:"An aspirin."

      Wife:"What's that for? I haven't got a headache."

      The husband puts the stuff down,claps his hands gleefully and says, "Great !!"






       Ivor