Setting off right now....

Yes, I'll do "Dragoon's Ride".

The "playing guitar in the style of famous snooker players" was probably the most embarrassing episode of my career. It was an off-the-cuff idea at a gig that had (up to that point) been going particularly well; brandishing the guitar aloft in the style of Dennis Taylor after potting the winning black against Steve Davis was all part of the plan. Falling over backwards in the process was not.

It was all your fault for playing "Duke of York" and giving me the idea, and now you bring it up in a public forum! Not so sure about that request after all....