To (very briefly) revisit the argument about PC (or not) humour - we NEED humour to help us get through the serious parts of life. There is no malice in that. A few years ago we had a very successful and popular comedian in Oz who called himself Steady Eddy. He had cerebral palsy. His whole act was based around telling "spastic" jokes. He was very funny, and we laughed along with him, not at him. Now, on with the jokes.


Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a hole? A: Doug

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Matt

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake? A: Bob



And here's another one...

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a letterbox?















































A: Bill