I'm surrounded by anti-primatic discrimination and prejudice wherever I go. It's those humans! They hate us apes because they sense that we are superior to them in every way. They are all out to get me. They might act nice to my face, but that don't fool me. I wasn't born yesterday! No sir. I know it's all a big act. They are just waitin' to stick the knife in my back when I ain't lookin'. That's why I sleep with one eye open and I keep a loaded gat under my pillow...safety NEVER on.

The first sap that tries pullin' the wool over my eyes is gonna end up pushin' up daisies.

Am I paranoid? Hell, no. I'm just careful, that's all. Knock before entering, that's my advice.

- Chongo