The flipface who is pretendin' to be me must be a toatal idiot, eh? Who esel would go to be a fillpin' Trappist monk??? I flippin' ASK you? Who would? There aint' a dog in this town dumb enuff to do that, let alone a flippin' human bein who would be such a total flippin' idiot!

Monks don't have much fun. They only get to drink alter wine and they hardly ever get any sex...well, leastways not with WOMEN anyways, eh?!!! Know'm sayin'? Bing! Got my flippin' drift on that one?

and they hafta where them stoopid flippin' robes all the time! Wow, talk about bad faschen sense, eh? Pa-flippin'-THET-ic is what I call it.

The retread who says he is me is a flippin' liar! I bet he aint' in Dutchland at all, eh? I bet he is not too far away. Maybe he is in Wawa becoz Wawa is fulla retreads and idiots. There are a lotta guys in Wawa who have herad of me and they all wish they WAS me, eh? Ya know why? Becoz I am cool and I am the flippin' champ when it comes to drinkin', smokin' dope,and gettin' the good lookin' babes every time! That is why they all want to be me.

This diphead has got a bad case of green thumb for Shane McBride envy. That's all their is to it. He is just anuther loozer who wishes he was a winner....like me.

- Shane