Certainly we all need to do our part to shield our precious but oh-so-unworldly colonial virgins from the cynical Snidely Whiplashes of this world. The pencil-thin moustache, the cape, the top hat, the smarmy accents - these are the signs of the unscrupulous bounder driven out of the Old Country for his sins, arrived on our fair shores to pursue his career of wickedness at the expense of our tender and unsuspecting sisters and daughters. Canadians - stand on guard!