Girls, girls, please no arguing over Louis Killen's firm young white and 70 year old body.

My friend who shall for reasons of propriety have to remain anonymous will undoubtedly fight you for the privilege of either new or repeat performances.

We need a venue, a ticket seller, and a bookie.

My friend is a redhead and was a close and meaningful friend in the sixties. She is also a Geordie by birth.

My money is on her........................