This could be interesting. "Shane" battling "Shane," the battle of the century. No holds barred.

"Laideez and Gennilmin! In this corner, quivering and whimpering from fear, SHANE MCBRIDE! And in this corner, posturing but knees trembling, his opponent, SHANE MCBRIDE! Both have threatened to totally destroy each other, to rip each other to...what's this? They each have beer! They're drinking together! I've never seen so much beer poured down two throats to fast! Laideez and Gennilmen, they've both passed out cold! At the same time! The Referee is counting them BOTH out! This fight is OVER!"