Recruitment idea:

All regulars to post on another thread, encouraging a visit to the 85 billion thread. The regular (i.e. anyone who has posted here more than once) who gets the most new posters will win this newly created award: "Recruiter of the Month". They will then be able to officially put RM after their name for the following month. Nb. Any new poster must say "xxxxx asked me to post here" or words to this effect to avoid fights over who recruited them. This will be a short month but who cares. We can start now.

I have noticed from past experience that everyone (well almost everyone) ignores my good ideas and want you to know that I find this very hurtful. Once I nearly left over it.