Homeless -- I refuse to believe that you haven't been writing songs all your life -- you're just too dang good!! That was great! Does it have a tune? And don't forget to give your opus there a title. Well done, my friend!

Eluned -- Now come on, jump in here with the rest of us! It's no good sitting on the bank and whinging that you can't swim as well as the rest of us -- see me dunking Amos over here? And notice that Bradypus just pulled Mbo's britches down? See, we're all equal here. We all promise to applaud your 'swan dive', don't we gang?

-- Áine