Didn't I tell you it was yer apendix, Gizzie???
Awww, jus' funnin'... But now that yer un-apendixed next time it will by IBS...
Glad yer on the mend an' sorry yer outta the dance club fir now...
BTW, did they let ya' keep the apendix, you know, like in a jar or somethin' to show yer kids???
Bobert