Gee, I 've helped CLOSE a lot of taverns but I never showed up in broad daylight to OPEN one!!

Oh good, I see my undies are still waving proudly on the flagpole. Oh, the place is locked up! Hey! I just busted down the door!

Hardiman and I will be cooking, all ethnic cuisines attempted, all served with a BG on the side.

AND we got every kinda hot sauce known to man, we been visiting *Emeril* so watch out for notches unknown!!

Mbo, willya man the FUG zone, I think we need to have us a FUG-A-THON!!!! Remember--catspaw's 49 FUGGING RULES!!!

And stay away from the phone-- Mr. Rococo's turn is next.