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Thread #7782 Message #1999987
Posted By: GUEST,Any improvements on the following?
18-Mar-07 - 03:46 AM
Thread Name: Alternative words for the Wild Rover??
Subject: RE: Alternative words for the Wild Rover??
I went to a toilet that I used to frequent,
And I told the attendant my penny was bent,
I asked him for credit, he shook his bis nig mitt!
"If you ain't got a penny you can't have a shit."