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Thread #99981   Message #2000448
Posted By: GUEST,Ralphie
18-Mar-07 - 03:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: Drunk BBC radio reporter at Spithead
Subject: RE: BS: Drunk BBC radio reporter at Spithead
Hey Topsie...Don't know...But I hope so!

Another famous one...(If anyone can find the clip I'd love to hear it!

Home Service Schools Prog. (Music and Movement IIRC, for youngsters)

Prim and proper schoolmarm (with piano acc)
Went something like this.
"Now children, pretend you've got some balls....
I'm going to take your balls and hide them.....
I might hide them high up in the air.....(High Piano tinkle)
Or, I might hide them low down on the ground....(Low Piano tinkle)

Now, where have I hidden your balls?..............(High Piano tinkle)

Thats right...High up.

Now, jump up and catch them and then dance around the room, toss them in the air and play with them"

At which point the pianist was carried out of the room on a stretcher!

Ah memories!!!