To add to the inventory, I've got three steel-string acoustics, one classical, two electrics, two mandolins, and lots of assorted amplification and sound reinforcement equipment. But I'm terribly disappointed to hear that the Dampits aren't sex toys. If someone can tell me what they're actually for, I'll start using them (I'll have to buy new ones, though -- once these things have been used as sex toys, it's probably best to dedicate them to that).