But you'd be living among THE FRENCH! And Our Leader has shown them up for what they are! You'd be eating nothing but snails and fren...freedom...fries! And you can't drink the water so you'd be drinking wine all the time, even bathing in it! And they got these funny toilets there that are part toilet and part drinking fountain!

I know these things because not only have I experienced them personally but I listen to Our Leader.