All these debate threads are like a really hot game of squash. You always know the damn ball is going to come zinging back like a bat out of hell, and you have to remember to duck at opportune moments so you don't get hit in the eye. Pow! Zap! Bam!

Just when you think it's finally over, someone launches another thread and Awwwwayyyyyy we go again!

What if one week we all decided to go to a health spa and no one posted?