She is a flippin lyer! Me and Don ain't got no sister...unlest our Dad maybe soad a few of them wild oats when he was outta town, eh? It is possible. But I ain't herd of no sister named Shanetta. Therefour I say it is a lie! She don't talk like no one from Blind River eether. She sounds like a flippin' whatever you call 'em...from England or somethin' like that. Just anuther flippin' wannabee who wishes she was in this fambly is how I see it.

Man was I sick after the St Partiricks Day party. Holy flip. I thought I was gonna die. But now I am gettin' back to abnormal...har! har!

That was a joke, eh?

- Shane