The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #99955   Message #2001868
Posted By: Scrump
20-Mar-07 - 06:33 AM
Thread Name: Giving Talk on Folk Music
Subject: RE: Giving Talk on Folk Music
Capture the audience's attention by entering stage right, in the nude, with a rose firmly clenched between the buttocks.

A minor but very important detail: don't forget to remove the thorns from the rose first.