Mbo, your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to run the FUG-A-Thon. You must first FUG yourself.

Be on the lookout as people enter the Tavern. If they have brought with them any confusion, lack of clarity, under-aologizing, over-apologizing, guilt, or inappropriate self-image of any sort, FUG 'em, at once, and FUG 'em good.

Especially important will be the effective and comradely FUGging of Apologizing Guest, should s/he announce his/her membership name here at the Tavern, at which time I anticipate many many more FUG-ees will crowd in to buy the dear a drink (on whose tab?)

You will have to intuit Spaw's 49 FUGging rules from your awareness of the essence of Spaw. Or seek his FUGging guidance as a last resort.

I'll be back later to help clean up. Or cook. FUG 'em good Me-Beau Me-Boy, FUG 'em all, and start wioth the tall. FUG 'em all, and let God sort it out.

Should you decline this opportunity, it is possible that no one will ever get FUGged again. I know you don't want that.