LOL! Look, man, you are going to be sorry someday. Number one, I KNOW people who know where you live, capiche? First thing is, we are going to send some of Chongo's buddies to kidnap you, tie your sorry ass in a large, comfy armchair in an otherwise empty room except for a large video screen, and force you to watch a free copy of "Loose Change 2" several times till you come to your senses and realize that your whole life up to now has been merely a rehearsal.

Number two, we are going to have you indicted before a grand jury for being a moribund ass, and have all your sillier posts put on public record to prove it.

After that...well...let's just say that it'll be a real wake-up call...