The door flies open and the biggest fuggin' Mick you have ever seen in your entire life strides across the floor.........................BARKEEP, WHAT THE HELL DOES A FELLA HAVE TO DO TO GET A JAR OF THE VILE BLACK STUFF IN THIS JOINT? Anyone seen THE FAIR ONE? Hi, Spaw.........what the??????.....You dirty sonofa........SOMEONE GET 'SPAW'S OLD ROOM AT THE HOSPITAL READY, ....HE'S GOIN' BACK.......Why?????? He's fuggin' me FAIR ONE, dat's why.......damn, a fella goes off to do his civic duty and right away someone is on his turf.......and my buddy no less............shit........WyoWoman, let's go have dinner, I'm cookin'......