The weather casters here bitch about everything: Too cold, too wet, too hot, too blah blah blah. Will you freakin' make up your minds? Why bother complaining about the cold when you know that you're in for eight months of 90+ degree heat, 95% humidity, and hurricane season? Shut up and enjoy that cold weather. Personally, I like cold--I can always put on another layer of clothing, but if it's hot there's only so much I can take off before I get arrested (and am still too hot).

It's when the nice weather hits that we start drowning people in backyard pools and losing them to the undertow in the Gulf of Mexico. Or baking them to death in their un-air-conditioned houses (maybe that no longer counts as "nice weather"?).