So how many Shanes are there now? I think we are still at two but I'm not sure. Are there two Shanettas or none, or maybe one? And what about Don? He has been suspiciously absent from this entire episode (mostly), does he know something?

IWTATBM, why should we believe your most recent 'confession'? How do we know that IWTATBM is your real name anyway, you could have been an imposter from the first. Have you been in the tomato patch? (The library still didn't have a copy of "Fried Green Tomatoes" last weekend, I will try again.)