Hey. It's Don here, eh? Well, well....ha! ha! Looks like the little brother is havin' a shitfit over people stealin' his idenity, eh? What a hoot! I mean, like, WHO would WANT TO????? Har! Har! Har! Geez, I been laffin' so hard my stomuck hurts, eh?

Okay, number 1 is...I don't buy this crap about no sister called Shanetta. No flippin' way. We woulda heard aobut it long before this, eh? It's jsut someone tryin' to piss off idiot-boy, that is all, and they are doin' a real good job, eh? Har! Har!

Numbetr 3, there is someone else pretendin' they are the idiot-boy or maybe there is more than one of them, flipped if I know, but one thing is flippin' sure....the idiot-boy is HERE, like always, spongin' off my hard work, pissin' off the local women, bummin' smokes and generally screwin' up bigtime. So what else is new, eh? Not much.

But there is a new waitress over at the Iron Horse and she's been givin' me the eye, so I gotta leave you flipheads to sort it out among yerselves, eh? Have fun! I know I'm gonna. See youse later.

- Don