Bearing in mind the impact my ornithological exploits have had, I tried a few phrases and thread titles...

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Blue Tits.

Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Great Tits.

Great Tits, the Other White Meat.

This Is The Age Of The Coal Tits.

Did Somebody Say Coal Tits?

Any Time, Any Place, Pussy, Tits And Fat Balls.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a pussy, tits and fat balls.

I love the smell of pussy, tits and fat balls in the morning.

I think I better stop there....

LTS