A man goes to see his doctor feeling a bit unwell.
The doctor checks him over and eventually finds
a couple of bags of money up his bum.

He pulls them out and can't resist totaling up the
value of the coins.

Well", says the doctor, "I've found $1999.99 up
your butt."

"Hmmm", replies the patient, "That would explain
why I've not been feeling too grand..."