Will yez listen to MGAS! The voice of reason is the safest way if yez want this te be sorted so that it gans ahead next year.

Aah love Mudcat te bits and aah'm aalwez amazed at the way some w*nker aalwez thinks that there's a hidden agenda somewhere.

There's nee hidden agenda! Andy just wants te sort it oot withoot some gobsh*te purrin his three-penn'orth in and bollixin' it up for ever.

Back oot, Bugger off and stop whinging you paranoid twats. Let the 'guvnor' sort it oot himself.

Rant ower!!!

PS. G-P: "Hey, Bubblyrat! Put the kettle on!"

Bubblerat: "Oh G-P! Aah divvent think it suits me"

(Originally Henry Crun & The Delicious Miss Bannister (Darling of Bloodnock's Light Horse))