If I were a whale in the sea- correction from the grammar police! Warning ticket only this time-
Lucius, your first graders should recycle you to old 'teach' Blunderbutt for retraining.

If I were a whale, wow, I
would be
The largest creature in the sea.
As I glide by I could
expect
To get a whole bunch of
respect.
I'd blow some water from
my spout
And NEVER eat a Brussels
sprout!

Same sort of doggerel. I didn't go any more deeply into Google.

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