A young man from a good family had returned to the small town of Slobodka after studying for several years in Western Europe. He marries his childhood sweetheart, and being an experienced lover, he goes thru a complex series of lovemaking motions, both manual and oral. His last and most exciting maneuver has him stand on the footboard of the bed and make a perfect swan-dive into vaginal coitus with his blushing bride.

She complains to her parents and describes each and every maneuver. Her father takes the them to the local Rabbi, whose shocked reaction causes him to floor the groom with a folio volume of the Talmud & declares the wedding annulled.

The young man appeals the verdict to the Head Rabbi at Lemberg. The father of the bride appears & describes everything that went on in the marriage bed. The head Rabbi strokes his beard as he listens and finally gives his decision that the young man is within his rights & the marriage is valid.

"But our Rabbi said ..." the father begins & the Head Rabbi says,
interrupting him,

"My Dear Man, what would a little Rabbi in Slobodka know about fancy fucking?"