Reuben had a train
He put it on the track
Run it to the Lord knows where!
Ohhh, me! Ohhh, my!
Run it to the Lord knows where!

Oh, you ought to been uptown
See Reuben's train go down
You could hear its whistle blow a hundred miles!
Ohh, me! Ohh, my!
Hear its whistle blow a hundred miles!

That's all I remember right now.

Dave Oesterreich