All them anatomical specimens flopping around? Right...talk about distracting from the game! And what do you do in tennis mixed doubles? And coed bobsledding could lead to, well, frigidity. Skiing would be troublesome, at best, and ski jumping downright frightening. Fencing, well, the least said the better. Curling would curl your toes, and hockey would be disgusting. It would, however, give a whole new meaning to men's "ball" games....