< Dear Old Griz: I would call, but certain transatlantic charges would apply.
That's okay though, because Giok gave me England as compensation for my Viking ancestors being frightened by men in Scotland wearing skirts and playing bagpipes. Quite put them off, so much so that they left without any loot at all.... >

Dear chap - I sense you have no need for this helpline.....but...

the gullability helpline could be of great assistance to you...

You've been had !

A Scotsman NEVER but NEVER gives away anything :o)

Regards

A kind caring and sharing Old Grizzly