Hmmm, if you guys coined some of those yourselves, they sure have gotten around a lot since years ago when you coined them : )

What this country needs is more men with real two-fisted guts on their shoulders!

To the best of my knowledge, that's my own. On at least a couple of occasions I've tossed it out to bonofide macho-redneck dudes who have just nodded enthusiastically, as if I had actually said something, and never suspected I was messing with them.