Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! I already KNEW all those terms! And the difference between a comforter and a quilt! I know about bonded fill and glazed fill and have started to be able to tell the difference between the Stars! I can tell a Flying Geese In The Cabin from a Bearpaw with a single glance (and so can you, because they're very, very different patterns)! I know about Irish Chains! I pick up bits of thread and fabric everywhere! I know how to tell a Moda from other fabrics!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm a Quilter's Husband!

And there's no cure for it!

Except drink...and being supportive of the quilter. You can't wean them off of it, for it's an addiction worse than heroin. All you can do when the points don't meet is to hold them and wipe away their tears.

And pay the credit card bills....