Despite the fact that losers are as popular as a smelly disease I believe in the power of the loser and that losers will inherit the Earth. One of the largest concentrations of losers is in LA (Losers Annonymous). Without losers, winners could not exist. Losers enable other people to feel better about themselves.

Only by embracing your losership can you become all the loser you can be.

Perhaps the biggest obstacle for losers is that they are in denial. Along the spectrum of loserosity are those who embrace their loserhood and as a result have success beyond their wildest lost dreams. On one end of the loserescent rainbow lies the "Last Guy" who was discussed at length by George Carlin. The last guy is the guy who is worse off than everyone else. On the other end of the rainbow are people like Rodney Dangerfield, Don Knots, Earnest and the legendary Alfred E Neuman.

I recall fondly my 4th birthday when my dad gave me a used Mad magazine with Alfred E Neuman on the front and on the back, some paper dolls ln a disheveld bed and their cut out clothes strewn over chairs and the floor. Only upon trying to dress the hung over dolss did I discover that I was a loser, much like Al.

I daresay that most folks do not realize the true extent of their loserhood until High School. It is important we teach kids how much of a loser they are. Perhaps we can avert tragedies of losers in such deniual that they bring a gub to school.

Losers need to know that losers are beautiful, albeit in an ugly way.
Losers need to celebrate their losership.

If we don't - the danger that lies before us are groups that delude losers into believeing they are "special" and that they are not losers but winners - as long as they believe on faith some nonsense and obey in total conformity: the priest, pastor, rabbi, Imam, politician and military officer.

Avoid the danger of being promised winner status by buying some product, device, vehicle or supplement. The sooner you admit you are a loser the more money you will save and the happier you will be.

Face it, the only thing that will make you a winner is embracing your inner loser.