I recently purchased some vegetables so that I could hide the   
decayed mangoes we ran above the ceiling tiles in the basement. Of course, I had to buy some Cream of Wheat or it would show, but "very flat black" works well. Also, we got the ground-penetrating radar installed, so the guest room aspect of the basement is ready to go as soon as I do some touch-up. We've gotten a pair of extra-long   
dachshunds, and if anyone wants to come visiting just let me know!

How's that, huh?