Bluegrass player dies and goes to heaven, St. Peter is showing him round all the various sessions etc, loads of great banjo players, fiddlers and guitarists, all joining in except for one old man dressed in white, with long white hair and long white beard sat on his own giving it seven bells on a mandolin, who's that then he asks St Peter, just ignore him says St Pete, it's God, he thinks he's Bill Monroe.

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