OK OK so you may not be a loser like me
BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE A LOSER>>>

If you display trophies in your home, you are a loser
If you display the WHite House Christmas card, you are a loser
If you are in debt for items that prove you have style, you are a loser.
If you believe hating the right people is part of your religion you are a loser.
If you can't use your garage because of the junk you might need, you are a loser.
IF you don't "get" any of this, you are a winner.