Another REALLY GOOD way to cut up the baked potatoe for french fries is the following:

Take your 15 bar autoharp and prop it up vertical on the kitchen counter;
Place a shallow dish under it;
From a distance of about eleven feet, throw the potatoes as hard as possible at your autoharp;
Pick it up off the floor, move closer to the autoharp, throw it again, and try to hit the autoharp.

After you cook and eat what remains of your potatoe, clean your autoharp. Don'r trying to tune it ... they can't be tuned anyway! I hope this helps! Bob